Everyone’s had that one friend who just doesn't know when to stop talking. They’re at the dinner party, high-energy, sucking all the oxygen out of the room, and maybe they’re funny for the first five minutes—but by the second hour, you’re looking for any excuse to make your exit. They’re loud, sure. They have everyone's attention. But nobody is actually listening anymore. They’ve become background noise. That's the current state of content in 2026. "Content is King" was once